Are you on the subway? Sitting in an airport? Hiding out in some cheap motel, killing time, waiting for some vigilante justice? In the mood for murder? What about a little stalking in a sexy black outfit? Are you convinced your cat is hiding something? Are you dying? Not dying? Ready to hunt down Karla Homolka and have lunch? Why not live life on your terms? Go ahead and push that girl off the balcony. Lure that hot young guy from the office out into the woods. Then, pour yourself a glass of Barolo, light up a smoke and don’t answer the door. Don’t go in the basement and if you’re even thinking about owning a rental property, don’t do that either. In this collection of quirky dark shorts, you will laugh, cry and then move on with your busy day.
The first 10% of this book is really good, after that, you’re on your own. Statistically no one reads beyond that anyway so who cares? I challenge you to read the whole thing but don’t expect you to commit to some really long, drawn out novel.
These stories are based on true events as well as total bullshit.
This is the first book in a series of other, even better books. If you like this one then stay tuned, give me some time on the beach and I will come up with 7 more.